My people have big expectations when it comes to the Tooth Fairy. My daughter is a BIG BELIEVER in that fake little fairy, as I have mentioned in another blog, Is Daddy the Tooth Fairy? (I wanted to say, “Hell to the no. It is not daddy. IT IS ME.” Can’t I get some credit around here?)
She has written another note to the Tooth Fairy that has now been under her pillow for a month because she doesn’t currently have any wiggly teeth. WTH? She has upped her asking game, big time.
Guess what the tooth fairy is gonna leave behind under her pillow? A gold $1 coin and some “gems” that I got at Michael’s (a new addition to the tooth fairy leave behind).
Is she getting super-crazy-asky just to see if the Tooth Fairy is real? Is this a test? Well, Imma about to get graded an “EF” for epic fail.
I find it odd that a 7 year old thinks she needs an iPhone. Who is she going to call or text? I’ll give you one guess. No one, that’s who. None of her friends have phones. When I was that age, I was asking for a Cabbage Patch Kid and My Little Ponies.
Smarties, puh-lease holla back. I seriously need to know at what age parents actually get their kids a cell phone of their own. Please tell me that it is not 7 years old! Please?