My butt is sore, I blame Lulu Lemon. At the moment, I blame Lululemon for everything.
I pee more, I blame Lululemon.
I have a physical addiction, I blame Lululemon.
I have poor hygiene, I blame Lululemon.
I need marriage counseling, I blame Lululemon.
Confused? Allow me to break this down . . .
I own a stylish, sleek water bottle compliments of Lulu. Water stays cold for hours, possibly days. The bottle is cool to the touch and easy to sip on. It will never spill because at that price, it isn’t allowed to. I’ve been drinking a ton more water. My skin is clear, my eyes sparkly, my energy level insanely elevated. Oh, and I pee more.
When wearing Lululemon, I must sweat. I will NEVER be that mom wearing head to toe Lulu, and yet doesn’t workout. I can’t, I won’t. The only way I can wear these stylish threads is to sweat. I am physically addicted to working out and I owe it all to Lululemon.
I love the way I look in Lulu. Due to my precious Lycra wardrobe, post workout showering has become optional. I should know better. Showering is never optional. Yet this doesn’t stop me from running around town smelling like an underarm while sporting a workout outfit costing more than my prom dress.
I may need marriage counseling because of Lululemon.
My husband doesn’t get it. I understand, it’s insane. Yoga pants at $100 a pop may be a sign of the apocalypse. I don’t expect him to “get it”. I just expect him to enjoy the view. After all, the yoga pants and matching tops I wear are tighter and more form fitting than anything in my regular closet.
Sore butt, smelly armpits, and marriage counseling? Thank you Lulu, I’ve never felt better!
Namaste . . .
14 comments
Krista, just get your husband some of the workout stuff and the complaints will stop! Mine loves their gear and now “gets it!”
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I have never laughed so hard – awesome!
You are very clever, my friend. Nicely done. Maybe I need some Lulu in my life to make me want to sweat…
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Lulu needs to make just a few more options for ladies who aren’t necessarily bean poles, like moi:-) I’m stacked on the top and often feel like a porn star when I don their skinny beeyotch tank get-ups. Please make a few more with sleeves for my Pure Barre workouts!
been waiting for this one. so true about tight stuff. and ps meanwhile they kind of have some cute casual wear stuff too, right?
I love this Krista. I blame lulu for never allowing me put on my old running shorts again. I have now successfully replaced all my old gear. I am now broke because of it. But I swear I can run faster in those cute little shorts.
Ok-Laughed Out Loud reading this. I totally relate to you-especially the husband part!!! Thank you!
A gymnastics mom at the Y always wears lululemon, and she prob thinks I’m a stalker because I can’t stop stearing at how cute she looks. I love everything she wears.
I love this!!! I, too, suffer from a Lulu addiction! I think we may need an intervention. 🙂
just broke down and bought two new running skirts. i blame lululemon for pretty much everything right now! 😉
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