Nobody can screw up laundry like me. Nobody. If you think you can, you’re dead wrong.
If it is preshrunk, I will shrink it more.
If it is white, I will turn it pink, yellow, or an undistinguishable shade of gray.
If it is stained, it will remain stained.
If you are a sock, you will never see your match. Ever. You may match up with a similar colored sock, but it won’t be the same size.