I think I’ll call it Crave Café. This will be my new preggers-only eating establishment. It is a judgment-free diner where mommies-to-be can order whatever they want and not have an ounce of guilt.
Now that I’m expecting baby number two (yeah!!!) I’ve discovered a new love for the culinary science in a way that may make Smarty Mom/Foodie Wendy cringe. If I could have a day of eating whatever I, or I mean – Baby B, wanted it may go something like this:
Breakfast
Scrambled eggs with salsa and a side of cherry pie filling and Neese’s sausage. Be clear on the sausage – only Neese’s. Also, don’t forget my one-a-day-allowed-cup-of-Joe with a splash of chocolate creamer. And maybe a piece of strawberry-rhubarb pie.
Lunch
A ranch dressing sandwich with a healthy portion of almond stuffed olives on the side. For the ranch sandwich, I prefer it be only ranch, no other sandwich filler nonsense like lettuce or tomatoes. A handful of kettle corn would polish that meal off nicely.
Dinner
Anything that’s not burgers. For some (terrible) reason, I have a huge aversion to burgers with this pregnancy, which is odd considering I couldn’t get enough burgers with my first baby. It really saddens me; ta-ta Bad Daddy’s until 2014! For today’s meal though, I’ll take a whole pineapple, with an Eggo waffle smeared with peanut butter and a big Kosher dill pickle.
Dessert
An orange creamsicle, a chocolate covered banana, anything TCBY or more almond stuffed olives.
I may or may not have indulged in these delectable dishes at some point in my pregnancies, but it’s ok, because at Crave Café you can have whatever your palette craves.
Smarties, I want to hear from you! Belly up to my diner bar and let me know what you have or would order at Crave Café!
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It was all burgers all the time for me with Baby Girl #2. I am now convinced you are having a boy.
So happy for Team Voorhees! Exciting news! I had a major fruit craving that was abnormal. I ate nearly an entire bushel of peaches in one sitting…couldn’t get enough. Also loved grapefruit and oranges. Only the really juicy fruits hit the craving. It was like I had been on a ship for months and had scurvy. I also craved Spaghettios. I ate them CONSTANTLY. My neighbor did, too. As soon as I delivered my 2nd, that craving was gone and I didn’t eat that garbage again.