You pee on a stick and in two minutes you know;
This pregnancy is really ready to go!
WEEK FIVE and WEEK SIX are symptom free;
Maybe extra bathroom trips, but no biggie.
But then come the symptoms. How can this be?
My sex dreams are insane, and my legs keep getting cramps.
Only one of these symptoms is pleasant, but definitely not the GAS!
My husband keeps saying, “Who stepped on a duck?”
It’s not my fault, just first trimester luck.
My favorite by far is the nausea and heaves.
Oh, saltine crackers come save me, please.
I have never been this tired; Cell division is nuts.
I just need a nap and a break from the rush.
That brings me to cravings. Oh goodness me.
Burgers with bacon and cookies, oh yes, please!
This first trimester hump is thru in just a matter of weeks;
I’m not sad to see it go, no, not in the least.
Oh first trimester, You’ve put me through the ringer, but in the end, it’s OK.
Just two trimesters left until the BIG DAY!