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March 24, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: ‘Beauty and the Beast’

Beauty and the Beast
Directed by: Bill Condon
Run Time: 2 hours 9 minutes
Rated: PG

Disney is continuing their recent tradition of turning classic cartoons into live action films with the release of Beauty and the Beast. Considering how much money this film has already raked in at the box office, you have probably already seen the film. In case you were one of the few families who didn’t crowd into the theaters last weekend, allow me to tell you a little bit about the story.MV5BMTUwNjUxMTM4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODExMDQzMTI@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_

Based on the 1991 animated feature, Beauty and the Beast tells the classic tale of a vain and selfish prince (Dan Stevens) who is cursed by an enchantress to live as a horrible beast unless he can find true love. When crazy old Maurice (Kevin Kline) becomes imprisoned by the beast, daughter Belle (Emma Watson) comes to his rescue and takes her father’s place as a prisoner in the castle. Over time, Belle learns that there is more to Beast than meets the eye and you surely know what happens next!

Before I delve into details of the new film, let me take a moment to remind you of the perfection of the 1991 version—a film so adored that it was the first full length animated feature to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture—pretty impressive! I first saw this film in college and since my daughter was born I’ve seen it countless times. It is by far my favorite Disney film and Belle has always been my favorite princess. I know all of the songs by heart and can recite large amounts of dialogue—heck our first family dog was named Belle! So my daughter and I were giddy with excitement to see the newest version—especially since it featured “Hermione Granger”—my daughter’s favorite Harry Potter character along with an absolutely stellar cast. Read More →

February 24, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: And the Oscar Goes To….

It’s that time of year—the Academy Awards! Oh how I love awards season and the Oscars are the biggest and brightest show of them all! I can’t wait to see the stars, the dresses and the big winners! There really are some terrific films nominated this year. If you want to do some last minute binge watching to get ready for the big day, here are the nominees for Best Picture.

Arrival

MV5BMTExMzU0ODcxNDheQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU4MDE1OTI4MzAy._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_One of my favorite films of 2016, Arrival is anything but some mindless sci-fi action flick. When twelve alien spaceships appear on Earth and spread around the globe, there is worldwide fear and confusion—why are the aliens here and what are their intentions? Linguistics professor Louise Banks (the always amazing Amy Adams) is brought in to advise the military on how to communicate with the aliens. Louise is joined by physicist Ian Donnelly (Jeremy Renner) as they meet the squid-like creatures (dubbed heptapods) and begin the difficult job of creating a common language. At the same time, experts in other countries are using other strategies to communicate, and tensions increase when China and Russia have differing views on the heptapods’ motives. Ok—I am betting that you might be rolling your eyes at this point thinking that you would never be interested in this film but I can’t tell you much more of the plot without ruining it for you. Just give it a chance—it’s out on DVD and it’s a brilliant film. In my humble opinion, Amy Adams was completely robbed of an Oscar nomination as she is my pick for Best Actress of the year. I watched this movie with my 13 year old space loving son and we had the most amazing conversation afterwards—it’s a movie that you will be thinking about for weeks and you’ll want to analyze and discuss with anyone and everyone who has seen it. Read More →

January 28, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: ‘La La Land’

Winner of 7 Golden Globe Awards and nominated for 14 Academy Awards…..

I love a good musical. You take something already pretty fantastic—an exciting story unfolding on the screen—and then you add beautiful songs and gorgeous choreography to the mix. Are you kidding me? Yes please! Unfortunately, times have changed and the popularity of musicals has declined. Studios now produce edgier films for a more jaded audience who can’t fathom why a character would suddenly burst into song or bust out some fancy dance moves when the mood strikes. Lucky for us, director Damien Chazelle has pulled off an amazing feat by once again showing audiences how great musicals can be. La La Land

Our story begins in a snarl of Los Angeles traffic with an enormous song and dance routine where commuters exit their cars and perform the catchy song “Another Day of Sun” while jumping on cars and twirling around in an eye-popping single camera take. At the end of the song, the camera focuses on Mia (Emma Stone), an aspiring actress who is distracted as she practices lines for an upcoming audition. An irritated Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) throws her a death stare as he angrily passes her car, and Mia flips him the bird. You know right away that something big is in store for these two. Their next encounter is equally awkward when Mia ends up accidentally walking in on musician Sebastian playing the piano at a nightclub. Although he’s instructed to play cheesy Christmas tunes, Sebastian can’t reign in his love of jazz and he instead plays a beautiful original piece that leaves Mia breathless. Sebastian is fired, and he angrily walks away while rebuffing Mia’s attempt at a compliment. She’s pretty miffed at this. The third meeting is the charm though as Mia seeks revenge on Sebastian when she spots him at a party. Sebastian is obviously embarrassed to be performing in an ‘80s cover band (especially given his hideous costume) but Mia makes it even worse by requesting a Flock of Seagulls song that is painful for Sebastian the serious musician to perform. The spark between the two is evident and confirmed as they leave the party and perform the beautiful song “A Lovely Night” while dancing before a brilliant sunset. Sigh! Read More →

January 13, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: Hidden Figures

When there is a snowless snow day and you’re going a little stir crazy in your house, a family movie outing always tops my list of fun activities. So when we realized school was cancelled, I asked my kids if they would like to see Hidden Figures. My 11 year old daughter had seen the previews and was all in. My teen son, who has loved all things space since as long as I can remember, hesitated. While he loved the idea of a film about NASA, he was worried that a movie about three women would inevitably involve romance and “girly things.” I assured him that just because the movie had three female leads, it did not have to be all about hearts and flowers so off we went. While I had to later admit that there was a small side plot about a blooming romance and a couple of kisses here and there, this is thankfully not a love story. Hidden Figures

Hidden Figures tells the true story of three talented African-American women who worked on NASA’s first missions to space. The story mainly focuses on Katherine Johnson (Taraji P. Henson), a gifted math whiz whose skills propel her to work on calculating John Glenn’s launch into orbit. Katherine endures many struggles as the only black female working with all white men during the stressful time of the space race against Russia in the 1960’s segregated south. From having to walk long distances to find a colored restroom, to not being able to drink from the same pot of coffee, Katherine does not let anything stop her as she works tirelessly to put the first man into space. Helping her along the way is Dorothy Vaughan (Octavia Spencer in another terrific performance) who works as a supervisor to the black women at NASA even though she is repeatedly refused that title. Dorothy wisely realizes that her job as a “human computer” will become obsolete once the newly purchased IBM computers are up and running so she teaches herself how to program the computers to ensure job security. We also meet Mary Jackson (Janelle Monae) who has the talents of an engineer but is unable to be promoted as she lacks the course credits that are only offered at an all white school.

This movie is a terrific introduction to teaching kids the hardships that the African-American community has faced in our country. It’s one thing to read about these shameful parts of our history, but seeing it actually happen to these characters so blatantly on screen really resonated with my kids and facilitated a great conversation afterward. These three ladies show great courage and perseverance as they work to succeed. They don’t just complain about their situation—they improve it. That is definitely a great lesson for kids to hear!

So whether you want to enlighten your kids, or you just want to enjoy seeing some women kicking butt and taking names, Hidden Figures is a great opportunity to do so. Enjoy!

Hidden Figures
Directed by: Theodore Melfi
Rated PG
Run Time: 2 hours 7 minutes

December 23, 2016

Smarty Holiday Movie Review: Family Favorites

One of my favorite things about the Christmas season is having great family holiday traditions.  I think it’s so important for kids to have certain things to look forward to each year.  Among our many traditions, we always make time to watch several Christmas movies together every year.  You really can’t beat snuggling on the couch in your PJs with some popcorn, hot chocolate and a great holiday film.  There are also some movies that I watch without the kids late at night while wrapping presents.  I’m listing some of my favorites, I’d love to know what your family enjoys!

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(not rated, 130 minutes)

This film is always at the top of my Christmas list.  Directed by the legendary Frank Capra, this is the quintessential Christmas classic.  George Bailey (the flawless Jimmy Stewart) has an encounter with an angel who shows him what life would be like if he never existed.  We have only started watching this as a family in the past few years and it was definitely a hit.  There are a few scenes that are intense—Mr. Gower almost poisoning someone in grief and George almost doing himself in—but it really is a fantastic movie about gratitude, family and generosity.

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(PG, 97 minutes)

You can’t not laugh at this ridiculous but fantastic and unique story.  Buddy (Will Ferrell) lives with his elf family at the North Pole and doesn’t feel like he really fits in.  He doesn’t fit in because it turns out he isn’t an elf at all.  As a baby, Buddy the orphan crawled into Santa’s bag ended up in the North Pole.  Buddy was then raised by Papa Elf (Bob Newhart) and learned the ways of Santa’s helpers.  When Buddy finds out the truth about his past, he sets off to reunite with his real father Walter in New York City (James Caan) who just happens to be on the naughty list.  Buddy is so loving and endearing that you can’t help but root for him as he navigates the big city and works to win over his father.  My kids love watching a grown man run around Manhattan in tights acting completely ludicrous.  Plus Ed Asner’s Santa is flawless and I dare you not to sing when everyone breaks into “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.” Read More →

December 3, 2016

Smarty Movie Review: Allied

Allied
Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Rated: R
Run Time: 2 hours, 4 minutes

I practically jumped out of my seat when I first saw the trailer for Allied.  It’s rare these days for Hollywood to produce a mature romantic thriller.   I’m also a huge fan of movies set in the 1940’s and especially World War II stories.  Plus, whether you were team Jen or the now defunct team Angelina, Brad Pitt is still easy on the eyes so it sounded like a win-win situation!mv5bmja0mtkzmdi1mf5bml5banbnxkftztgwmjqxnde0mdi-_v1_ux182_cr00182268_al_

The year is 1942, and Canadian intelligence officer Max Vatan (Pitt) parachutes into French Morocco on a mission to kill a high-ranking German official.  He enters the city of Casablanca to meet his new co-conspirator Marianne (Marion Cotillard), a beautiful French resistance fighter who has used her beguiling charm to befriend several prominent Nazi supporters.  Marianne has fabricated a marriage to Max as cover for their secret mission and the two strangers gamely pose as lovers as they plot their assignment.  Of course, when you look as beautiful as they do and you live together in close quarters, your emotions might get the best of you.  If your mission is extremely dangerous (and you probably won’t survive through the night) you might do a little canoodling in a car during a sandstorm.  No judgement! Read More →

November 18, 2016

Smarty Movie Review: Moana

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Moana
Release Date: November 23
Rated: PG
Run time: 113 minutes

Moana is Disney’s latest foray into the realm of princesses—although as a Polynesian Chief’s daughter she’s technically not a full-fledged princess but she’s pretty close. Moana lives with her family on a remote island and is raised to one day assume the role of the island’s chief. However, Moana is constantly drawn to the lure of the ocean and wishes to explore beyond the reef—which is strictly forbidden by her father. In an interesting twist for a Disney movie, Moana’s mother is still alive. Unfortunately, she barely registers as a character so I’m not sure that this actually counts as progress from usual dysfunctional Disney family dynamic. Moana seems resigned to live her life on land until a mysterious darkness creeps onto the island. Suddenly, coconuts begin turning black and vegetation starts dying. Moana’s grandmother explains on her deathbed the reason the island is in trouble. The legend states that demi-god Maui stole the jade stone heart of life-giving goddess Tehiti and the only way to stop the darkness is by bringing Maui back to Tehiti to replace the stone. Grandma knows that Moana is destined to be Maui’s guide as she witnessed the ocean delivering the heart stone to Moana as a baby. Read More →

November 4, 2016

Smarty Movie Review: The best of the ‘Royals’

I’ve got a secret that I haven’t shared with too many people until now—I might have a tiny little obsession with the Royal Family. It probably started when I woke up at the crack of dawn as a kid to watch the wedding of Charles and Diana. It continued as I joyfully celebrated the union of William and Kate and the arrival of their adorable babies.

So I couldn’t contain my glee when I found out about the new Netflix series The Crown which debuts November 4th. The series begins in 1947, when young Elizabeth falls in love and marries Philip. Their life changes dramatically when she ascends to the throne at the age of 25, much earlier than expected. The story promises to bring us into the private struggles of the Queen’s amazing life. If that’s not enough to grab you, The Crown will be one of the most expensive TV series ever made ($110 million!) promising amazing costumes, locations, and set designs (which should cheer up those mourning the loss of Downton Abbey!) I cannot wait for this series to begin. So if, like me, you have a serious love of all things Royal, here are a few other terrific options for you to enjoy.

The King’s Speech

(2010, Rated R)

mv5bmzu5mjewmtg2nl5bml5banbnxkftztcwnzm3mtyxna-_v1_uy268_cr00182268_al_This brilliant Oscar winning film focuses on King George VI (father of the current Queen) the man who wasn’t supposed to reign. Raised as the “spare” second born son, Bertie (as he was nicknamed) happily lives in his older brother Edward’s shadow and supports Edward as he becomes King upon their father’s death in 1936. When Edward decides to give up the throne in order to marry his divorced lover Wallis Simpson, Bertie must take the throne. Unfortunately, Bertie has suffered his entire life with a stammer, making it incredibly difficult and embarrassing for him to give speeches—a crucial part of his new job. Bertie’s loving wife finds help for him with speech therapist Lionel Logue. Bertie and Logue’s time together creates a great friendship as Logue helps Bertie to find his voice. With a stellar cast including Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter and my beloved Colin Firth (who won a well-deserved Oscar for best actor), this is a not-to-be missed gem of a film. Read More →

October 21, 2016

Smarty Movie Review: The Girl on the Train

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Directed by: Tate Taylor
Run time: 112 minutes
Rated: R

Based on the best selling 2015 novel, The Girl on the Train tells the sad tale of Rachel (Emily Blunt) a woman who has completely spiraled out of control since her divorce from husband Tom (Justin Theroux). Unable to move forward from her past life, Rachel drinks herself into oblivion as she rides the train past her old home during her daily commute to New York City. She is devastated that her house is now occupied by Anna (Rebecca Ferguson), the home wrecker who stole her husband and now proudly wears a ring on her finger as she cradles a beautiful baby in her arms. To dull the pain, Rachel focuses on an attractive couple that live a few houses down from her ex. Rachel projects all of her desires for a happy relationship onto this seemingly perfect couple she spies on every day imagining the wonderful life they share. Rachel’s fragile grip on sanity becomes untethered on the day she realizes the perfect couple she obsesses over is not so perfect after all. She sees the woman embracing another man and it rekindles all of the anger at the deception she faced in her own marriage. That evening, the inebriated Rachel gets off the train in a rage in her old neighborhood and heads down to the train tunnel. When we next see Rachel, she is bloodied and bruised in her apartment, and has no memory of the previous night. She quickly learns that the woman she has been spying on is named Megan (Haley Bennett), and her husband has reported her missing. What happened that night in the tunnel? Did Rachel have something to do with Megan’s disappearance? Read More →

October 7, 2016

Smarty Movie Review: Snowden

Snowden
Directed by: Oliver Stone
Rated: R
Run time: 2 hours 14 minutes

I had mixed feelings heading into the theater to see Snowden — the film based on infamous NSA hacker Edward Snowden. On the one hand, director Oliver Stone has created some pretty amazing films (Born on the Fourth of July, Wall Street, Platoon) but on the other hand, he can get overly political and I wasn’t sure I wanted to spend two hours of my life getting screamed at about privacy rights trumping our safety in a post 9/11 world. Still, I didn’t feel like I knew as much about Edward Snowden as I should and I was curious to see what actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt could do with the role of the quiet, almost robotic man. I’m so glad I gave this film a chance. mv5bmtg2mzyznzgzof5bml5banbnxkftztgwotg4nzq4ote-_v1_ux182_cr00182268_al_

Snowden opens in a Hong Kong hotel lobby where documentary filmmaker Laura Poitras (Melissa Leo) and reporter Glenn Greenwald (Zachary Quinto) have arranged to secretly meet and interview Snowden regarding illegal surveillance practices at the NSA. The paranoid Snowden then tells his story of how he has ended up the world’s number one fugitive in a series of flashbacks of his career and life. We first go back to 2004, where Snowden has enlisted in the Special Forces. He is ill-equipped for this grueling job and injures his legs to the point that he is medically discharged from the military. We then move to 2006, where Snowden trains for a job at the CIA, a position much better suited to his considerable talents. At this time he also meets love interest Lindsay Mills (Shailene Woodley) a free-spirited liberal who quickly captures the buttoned up conservative’s heart. We then move forward through Snowden’s fast paced career as he and Lindsay travel from Geneva to Tokyo to Hawaii. The more he learns about the NSA’s practices, the more conflicted he becomes about the capturing of data from all citizens regardless of whether or not they are suspected of a link to terror. Snowden eventually reaches his breaking point and steals proof of the surveillance program while escaping to Hong Kong, leaving Lindsay behind. Read More →


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