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August 18, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: The Glass Castle

The Glass Castle
Directed by: Destin Daniel Cretton
Run Time: 2 hours 7 minutes
Rated: PG-13

When Jeannette Walls’ best selling memoir was released in 2005, I was completely absorbed by the unbelievable true story of the author’s bleak and disturbing childhood. The beautifully written account of Walls’ astonishing family history is riveting. So I was more than eager to see the story being told on the big screen by such a fantastic cast of actors.Unknown

Jeannette (Brie Larson) begins her story as a successful gossip columnist in New York City in the ‘80s. She is engaged to a successful financial advisor, lives on Park Avenue and wears designer clothes (shoulder pads and big hair being the rage). Yet as she drives home from a fancy dinner one night, she spots her homeless parents picking through a city dumpster. Jeannette realizes that she can no longer deny her painful family past that she has kept hidden since she first moved to the city. We then flash back to Jeannette’s childhood where a very young and hungry Jeannette asks her mother Rose Mary (Naomi Watts) to fix her some lunch. Rose Mary, an aspiring artist, is too busy painting to deal with something as insignificant as food so she instructs the young child to cook her own meal. This attempt goes horribly awry and the child gets seriously burned when her dress catches on fire. When Jeannette is visited by her family in the hospital, it becomes obvious very quickly that this family is not well. Her father Rex (Woody Harrelson) fights with the staff and eventually sneaks Jeannette out of the hospital to avoid paying the bill. The family then hits the road and they continue to move every time Rex loses a job or they need to skip out on paying their rent. The family of six finally ends up in Rex’s hometown of Walsh, West Virginia where they settle into a dilapidated house without electricity or running water. Rex insists that he will build his family an amazing home on the property with stunning glass walls—a glass castle. Read More →

July 21, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming
Directed by: Jon Watts
Rated: PG-13
Run time: 2 hours 13 minutes

Spider-Man: Homecoming is the latest effort to reboot the story of the popular teenage web slinger also known as Peter Parker. Our friendly neighborhood wall crawler first appeared on the big screen in 2002 with Tobey Maguire playing the lead opposite Kirsten Dunst as love interest Mary Jane (remember that epic upside-down kiss in the rain?) After three successful movies, the series ended in 2007. The Spidey story was brought back to life again in 2012 when Andrew Garfield donned the red and blue spandex suit as he fought the bad guys with girlfriend Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone—his real life gal at the time) by his side. But the second Amazing Spider Man series only lasted for two films, ending in 2014. Behind the scenes, Sony Pictures (which owns the rights to Spider-Man) negotiated a very complicated deal with Marvel Films (which produces the Avengers superhero movies) to rebrand Spider-Man into the Avengers Universe (which includes Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, etc…). This new version of Spidey is nothing like the previous two series. Confused yet?MV5BNTk4ODQ1MzgzNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMyMzM4MTI@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_

If you saw Captain America: Civil War (2016) you’ve already met our newest Spider-Man, played by the winsome Tom Holland. In that film, Spider-Man was recruited by Tony Stark (a.k.a. Iron Man/Robert Downey Jr.) to help in an epic battle between the superheroes. Spider-Man: Homecoming begins with an over-eager Peter Parker filming his big trip to work with the Avengers on his cell phone. It’s a hilarious montage of scenes of exactly what you would expect a cheeky 15 year old teenager to film and it perfectly captures what it must have been like for this kid to be hand picked by Tony Stark to work with a bunch of famous superheroes. After the epic battle ends, Peter Parker is sent on his way by Tony Stark and told to lay low and keep in touch via Tony’s right-hand man Happy (Jon Favreau). After working with the Avengers, Peter doesn’t want to go back to his normal and boring high-school life and he seeks out ways to be a hero and use his powers. This leads him to an encounter with arms dealer Adrian Toomes (Michael Keaton) who is selling extremely deadly weapons made with alien materials. Peter disregards his mentor Tony’s directive to steer clear of danger and embarks on a mission to take down Toomes and prove his worth to the Avengers team. Read More →

July 8, 2017

Smarty Mom: Susie Oringel

I met Susie several years ago when my sister was looking for a cottage to rent on Kiawah Island. She does a terrific job of ensuring that her clients have an amazing vacation and that dedication has quickly built her business to include 30 rental properties. She’s dealt with all sorts of unique challenges (like breaking up the squirrel party on the roof of my sunroom!) and loves to turn vacations into terrific family memories. 12017488_10207482252084032_2040732121431777888_o

Smarty Stats:

Married to: Joe Oringel for 22 years
Children: Jake, 17, Jules, 15, and Daniel, 12
Years in Charlotte: 14
Hometown: I was an Air Force brat and I went to 8 schools in 12 years
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Occupation: Founder of Kiawah By Owner, LLC – a vacation rental agency

With all of the fantastic beaches around Charlotte, why did you decide on Kiawah Island as the place to buy a vacation home?

Joe and I moved to Charlotte in 2003 and started talking about getting a small beach cottage. We had visited several beaches and then went to Kiawah – it was the very best! We immediately fell in love with the island and quickly bought and began to renovate a 2-bedroom cottage. We love the natural vegetation on Kiawah with its old oak and magnolia trees. Riding our bikes on the hard packed beach sand and watching the dolphins are our favorites way to enjoy Kiawah. Read More →

June 9, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: Wonder Woman

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Directed by: Patty Jenkins
Rated: PG-13
Run time: 2 hours 21 minutes

Wonder Woman—it’s about time but it was worth the wait!

I grew up watching Wonder Woman. Whether it was the Super Friends cartoon on Saturday morning (where she had that fantastic invisible jet) or the live action Lynda Carter version on TV, I was completely hooked. I even had my very own Wonder Woman bathing suit (though it never occurred to me at the time that I couldn’t fill out the suit quite like Lynda could!) So I was thrilled to hear that Hollywood was finally making a movie about my favorite childhood superhero. We first met Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman in the film Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice where she had a relatively small role. This time around, we get her full origin story and it’s quite a tale. Read More →

May 26, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: ‘Everything Everything’

Everything Everything
Directed by: Stella Meghie
Run time: 1 hour 36 minutes
Rated: PG-13

After thirteen heart-wrenching hours of watching dysfunctional teenagers in the series 13 Reasons Why, I needed a palate cleanser! While they don’t make movies like the ones John Hughes made back in my day (The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off), there will always be a market for teen coming of age films. One story that always promises drama is a teen love story threatened by illness. Based on the best-selling YA book, Everything Everything tells the tale of Maddy (Amandla Stenberg), a girl who has lived almost all of her 18 years inside her home due to a disease that compromises her immune system. Her only human contact is with her physician mother Pauline (Anika Noni Rose), her nurse Carla (Ana de la Reguera) and occasionally Carla’s daughter Rosa. Maddy keeps herself busy by reading, surfing the internet and taking an online architecture course as she lives within the four walls of her safe house. MV5BMjAzMTE1NzQxNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjcwODY3MTI@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_

Maddy seems resigned to her fate until new neighbors move in next door. The family includes the quite handsome Olly Bright (Nick Robinson) who takes a liking to the mysterious girl in the window. Olly is persistent in his attempts to befriend Maddy, and before you know it, the two are texting and flirting regularly. With the help of her sympathetic nurse, Maddy and Olly eventually meet in person without her overprotective mother’s knowledge. When Pauline does learn of the meeting she quickly puts an end to their flirtation by firing the nurse and taking away Maddy’s cell phone. But parental interference can’t stop true love (just ask Romeo and Juliet!) and before you know it Maddy has decided to fulfill her dream of seeing the ocean by traveling to Hawaii with her beloved. Nothing like jumping in all the way with this gal! Read More →

May 12, 2017

Why every parent should watch ’13 Reasons Why’ & a Smarty Review

We asked our awesome Smarty Movie Reviewer, Heather, to watch and review the hot new Netflix show, “13 Reasons Why.” Some of your tweens and teens might already be watching and talking about the show, a series based on the 2007 bestseller book by Jay Asher. The series illustrates a 17-year-old girl who commits suicide and leaves behind her 13 reasons why she went through with the act. Along with suicide, the show addresses underage drinking and sexual assault.

Every parent should watch this series if you have a tween or teen in your household so you can determine if your child can handle the content. Regardless of if you allow your child to watch it or not, you still should, so you can be involved in these tough conversations. From 7th grade and older, this series is a hot topic among teens and their peers are watching it. And trust us, they are definitely all talking about it.

If your child wants to watch it or is already watching it, here are some talking points put together by the SAVE and JED Foundations that we found helpful. Our friends over at Southeast Psych’s ShrinkTank also penned this great article on whether or not the show clearly depicts teen culture today and this article on the unintended consequences of warnings about 13 Reasons Why.

Enjoy the review and let us know your thoughts in the Comments below! ~ The CSP Team

13 ReasonsThe new Netflix series 13 Reasons Why has gotten a tremendous amount of press coverage lately. Some people feel that a show that depicts teen suicide should never air as it could encourage copycats to make the same terrible decision. Others feel that showing realistic teen angst and the consequences of not listening to warning signs can only help in preventing deadly outcomes. I highly doubt that my psych major in college grants me the wisdom to tell you whether or not to watch this show, but I did watch all thirteen episodes of this series so I can at least give you some insight as to what to expect if you do watch or share with you enough details so you don’t have to.

I usually enjoy a good mystery. Our family especially loves to play the game Clue—where you realize that Miss Scarlet killed someone in the library with a wrench or something like that. The fun part is that we don’t know who died and we really don’t care—we just want to unravel the mystery. In advertising 13 Reasons Why, Netflix highlights that it is based on the bestselling mystery novel by Jay Asher. Unfortunately for us, we know right from the beginning who is going to die and we spend thirteen hours getting to know Hannah Baker (Katherine Langford) before watching it happen. Because of this, you will spend each hour feeling a little sick, anxious and very uncomfortable as the story progresses to the agonizing end.

Remember those ABC After-School specials? Add them all together and you have a framework for 13 Reasons Why. Pretty much every teenage taboo subject is discussed in these thirteen episodes. Rape, drug and alcohol abuse, bullying, cutting, guns, drunk driving—it’s all in there. So is the bad language—do high school kids really swear that much and are they actually allowed to curse in front of their teachers? I guess that’s the least disturbing of the list of appalling things that go on in this high school. Read More →

April 22, 2017

Smarty Mom: Joanna Reule

I’m thrilled to introduce you to my friend Joanna Reule. Since my love of movies has been pretty established at this point, I have a great story about the power of film. Many people are touched by important stories, but Joanna went one step further and took action when she was inspired. Here’s her terrific story:

I am married to Dave and we have four adorable and rambunctious children. We have lived in Charlotte for our whole 13 years of marriage. Disclaimer- he is the most wonderful man on the planet, and would probably be a monk and/or canonized saint if I hadn’t seduced him with my charm and wit, after we met at UNC Chapel Hill while volunteering for Young Life… is ‘seduce’ too strong of word to use in article about homemade bone broth and alongside a reference to volunteering for a Christian organization? You tell me. Either way, I think you get my point, I basically hit the marriage jackpot with one lucky pull. 2016 Christmas card photo

And without Dave believing in me and Brave Bone Broth, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened, hence the disclaimer.

Tell me how a night at the movies sparked your amazing new idea:

After an inconspicuous girls night to go see the movie “Lion” (and escaping putting all four kids to bed!), I came home a sobbing wreck with a broken heart. As I tried to tell my poor, confused husband what had just happened to me, I could barely put it into words. Read More →

March 24, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: ‘Beauty and the Beast’

Beauty and the Beast
Directed by: Bill Condon
Run Time: 2 hours 9 minutes
Rated: PG

Disney is continuing their recent tradition of turning classic cartoons into live action films with the release of Beauty and the Beast. Considering how much money this film has already raked in at the box office, you have probably already seen the film. In case you were one of the few families who didn’t crowd into the theaters last weekend, allow me to tell you a little bit about the story.MV5BMTUwNjUxMTM4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODExMDQzMTI@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_

Based on the 1991 animated feature, Beauty and the Beast tells the classic tale of a vain and selfish prince (Dan Stevens) who is cursed by an enchantress to live as a horrible beast unless he can find true love. When crazy old Maurice (Kevin Kline) becomes imprisoned by the beast, daughter Belle (Emma Watson) comes to his rescue and takes her father’s place as a prisoner in the castle. Over time, Belle learns that there is more to Beast than meets the eye and you surely know what happens next!

Before I delve into details of the new film, let me take a moment to remind you of the perfection of the 1991 version—a film so adored that it was the first full length animated feature to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture—pretty impressive! I first saw this film in college and since my daughter was born I’ve seen it countless times. It is by far my favorite Disney film and Belle has always been my favorite princess. I know all of the songs by heart and can recite large amounts of dialogue—heck our first family dog was named Belle! So my daughter and I were giddy with excitement to see the newest version—especially since it featured “Hermione Granger”—my daughter’s favorite Harry Potter character along with an absolutely stellar cast. Read More →

February 24, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: And the Oscar Goes To….

It’s that time of year—the Academy Awards! Oh how I love awards season and the Oscars are the biggest and brightest show of them all! I can’t wait to see the stars, the dresses and the big winners! There really are some terrific films nominated this year. If you want to do some last minute binge watching to get ready for the big day, here are the nominees for Best Picture.

Arrival

MV5BMTExMzU0ODcxNDheQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU4MDE1OTI4MzAy._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_One of my favorite films of 2016, Arrival is anything but some mindless sci-fi action flick. When twelve alien spaceships appear on Earth and spread around the globe, there is worldwide fear and confusion—why are the aliens here and what are their intentions? Linguistics professor Louise Banks (the always amazing Amy Adams) is brought in to advise the military on how to communicate with the aliens. Louise is joined by physicist Ian Donnelly (Jeremy Renner) as they meet the squid-like creatures (dubbed heptapods) and begin the difficult job of creating a common language. At the same time, experts in other countries are using other strategies to communicate, and tensions increase when China and Russia have differing views on the heptapods’ motives. Ok—I am betting that you might be rolling your eyes at this point thinking that you would never be interested in this film but I can’t tell you much more of the plot without ruining it for you. Just give it a chance—it’s out on DVD and it’s a brilliant film. In my humble opinion, Amy Adams was completely robbed of an Oscar nomination as she is my pick for Best Actress of the year. I watched this movie with my 13 year old space loving son and we had the most amazing conversation afterwards—it’s a movie that you will be thinking about for weeks and you’ll want to analyze and discuss with anyone and everyone who has seen it. Read More →

January 28, 2017

Smarty Movie Review: ‘La La Land’

Winner of 7 Golden Globe Awards and nominated for 14 Academy Awards…..

I love a good musical. You take something already pretty fantastic—an exciting story unfolding on the screen—and then you add beautiful songs and gorgeous choreography to the mix. Are you kidding me? Yes please! Unfortunately, times have changed and the popularity of musicals has declined. Studios now produce edgier films for a more jaded audience who can’t fathom why a character would suddenly burst into song or bust out some fancy dance moves when the mood strikes. Lucky for us, director Damien Chazelle has pulled off an amazing feat by once again showing audiences how great musicals can be. La La Land

Our story begins in a snarl of Los Angeles traffic with an enormous song and dance routine where commuters exit their cars and perform the catchy song “Another Day of Sun” while jumping on cars and twirling around in an eye-popping single camera take. At the end of the song, the camera focuses on Mia (Emma Stone), an aspiring actress who is distracted as she practices lines for an upcoming audition. An irritated Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) throws her a death stare as he angrily passes her car, and Mia flips him the bird. You know right away that something big is in store for these two. Their next encounter is equally awkward when Mia ends up accidentally walking in on musician Sebastian playing the piano at a nightclub. Although he’s instructed to play cheesy Christmas tunes, Sebastian can’t reign in his love of jazz and he instead plays a beautiful original piece that leaves Mia breathless. Sebastian is fired, and he angrily walks away while rebuffing Mia’s attempt at a compliment. She’s pretty miffed at this. The third meeting is the charm though as Mia seeks revenge on Sebastian when she spots him at a party. Sebastian is obviously embarrassed to be performing in an ‘80s cover band (especially given his hideous costume) but Mia makes it even worse by requesting a Flock of Seagulls song that is painful for Sebastian the serious musician to perform. The spark between the two is evident and confirmed as they leave the party and perform the beautiful song “A Lovely Night” while dancing before a brilliant sunset. Sigh! Read More →


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